Terms And Conditions

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

Don't you have other things to do?

Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?

Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it?

Do you read everything you're supposed to read?

Do you think every thing you're supposed to think?

Do you Buy what you're told to want?

Get out of your apartment

Meet a member of the opposite sex

Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation

Quit your job.

Start a fight.

Prove you're alive.

You may have a 'Near-Life' Experience!!

If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic!

You're not your job.

You're not how much money you have in the bank.

You're not the car you drive.

You're not the contents of your wallet.

You're not your fucking khakis.

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

You have been warned

~James - BOAD

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items if one were so inclined